Kalo uda gini baru berasa simple things that matter lho.. beneran..

Pertama, family. Yah.. Poo is not a very family panda lah. Kalo di Jakarta juga jarang ngobrol antar family. Tapi I dunno why.. Dengan ngeliat mama, papa sama adek2 Poo aja juga uda seneng.. Kayak berasanya.. “Oh.. They’re here..” tapi ketika jauh remote area gini.. berasa sendirian..

Kedua, yah.. si honey bunny sweetie pie.. wakaka… lebay abes.. Saking remote nya… disini tuh cuma bisa nangkep sinyal GSM tok.. itu pun Telkomsel dan XL aja yang bisa lumayan ok.. Indosat byar pet.. Jadi.. kalo biasanya ampir tiap malem ngobrol..jadi puasa dulu deh.. Kangenan terus juga bawaannya.. *setel lagu “kangen” by Dewa 19.. Kuterima SMSmu.. dan kubaca.. dan akupun mengerti… EH.. koq mala jadi nyanyi…*

Ketiga, kangen sama temen2.. biasanya di Jakarta Poo sering kumpul2 kalo malem, kadang main basket tiap rabu malam.. walaupun banyakan ngakak nya daripada basketnya.. atau ke warung roti panggang cuma buat nongkrong  ga jelas sambil minum jus biar sehat dan montok.. hehehe.. *kali ini setel lagu nya.. Darah Muda by Rhoma Irama*

Terus juga ya.. kangen sama kamar tidur Poo yang kalo kata mama, uda nujubillah berantakan tapi tetep nyaman buat ngedeprak lho.. kangen sama mall… tiap kali pulang Jakarta terus ke mall uda kaya orang kampung yang norak.. jadi demen liat keramaian.. huru hara.. dan kerusuhan… *eh koq jadi kaya satpol PP*

Paling bete disini malah kalo lagi weekend.. sepii.. terus bingung mau ngapain. kalo pas weekday kan enak ya ada kerjaan jadi ga berasa tau tau uda sore.. tau tau uda malam.. terus kecacpekan.. tidur.. eh uda pagi.. kalo weekend haduh.. mana disini ga bole bangun siang lagi *kalo telat.. makanan da diberesin plus diomelin sama mbak2nya * jadilah klo weekend teh urutannya.. Bangun, breakfast… browsing2.. makan siang.. nonton film.. uda sore.. makan mala.. nonton film.. tidur . Mana client nya juga ga asik lagi.. ga mau ajak jalan2.. dan mata duitan sekalinya ngajak jalan malah maunya dibayarin.. beuh..

Yah pokoke banyak lah small things yang suddenly matters..

Kadang mikir.. ngapain sih Poo.. tabah amat ditaro di tempat jauh gini.. Yah abisan gmana juga.. dikirim gitu sama kantor.. terus terus.. Poo ngincar naik level pas bulan 6-7 nanti.. Karena di kantor ini teh.. kalo baru kerja 6 bulan, biasanya berat buat naik level.. kan Poo baru start disini bulan Dec akhir kemaren..

Sisi baiknya Poo disini ada juga sih.. kayanya abis project selesai, Garuda frequent flyer uda dapat yang Gold =)).. wakakak.. edan..

Yah demikianlah cerita membosankan yang bisa kuketik.. lagi ga niat nulis sebenrnya tapi ya daripada ga ada kerjaaan.. wakakaka. ini ketikan aja ngeflow terus tanpa mikir.. yang ada di otak ya ketik aja. hehehe..

The Lost Panda.. over and out..

Kejadiannya di depan Kerfor Cempaka putih, Poo lagi naik motor dari arah cawang ke perempatan coca cola. speed 60-70km/j ketika tiba2 liat ada lobang.. dan motor uda uncontrollable.

Kaki kiri, tangan kanan keseleo, semua siku luka.. Jeans sobek belel belel.. Jam tangan bonia kesayangan hilang.. stang motor bengkok, bodynya lecet2..

Tapi ya namanya wong jowo, masi untung.. palanya ga kenapa kenapa soalnya pake helm full face. tapi kaca helmnya baret2.. dan helemnya lecet dalem..

Masi untung.. jalanan lagi sepi.. ga ada mobil di belakang yang nyundul..

Masi untung.. motornya bisa jalan.. kalo ga, bingung kan mau digimanain bawanya..

dan.. masi untung.. ada papa mama yang mau ngerawat.. pada telaten bener sampe olesin betadine, ngompres pake arak.. yah walaupun sambil ngoceh2 haha…

Dan yah namanya juga anak laki laki tertua cucu dalam pertama dalam keluarga besar.. semua langsung tau kalo Poo accident dan nelpon ga berenti2.. sampe amah juga ikutan lho.. hahaha.. jadi ga enak euy.. bikin orang khawatir..

Yah.. intinya.. Poo’s still alive

Kerjaannya ok lah, banyak ilmu.. walaupun sedih kurang duit! serius deh.. banyak yang ngira Poo gajinya selangit dengan harta segede duren.. padahal.. boro boro… Perut sih iye segede semangka.. wkwk..

Di tempat Romusha Corp ini geraknya di bidang audit, tapi Poo ga kerja jadi auditor koq. Poo kerja di divisi consulting nya… *ciya-elahhhh gaya euy..*

Tapi biar kata keren.. ya namanya nasib berkata lain.. ga tau napa berasa kaya kena karma.. tau ga seh.. Poo dapet boss serasa dejavu… a 33 years old virgin ARGH!! mau marah rasane.. dosa apa sih gw sampe kena dapet bos dedemit semua..

Dan setelah ngerasain bos yang ini.. omaygodd.. Ci Pinoy, bekas boss Poo yang dulu koq serasa dewi welas asih yah… *ohmaygod.. I can say this kind of thing lho.. bunuh diri dah*

Boss yang kali ini, sebut saja namanya Miss Kaleng! lengkapnya Miss Kaleng Platina *idih jayus… sebodo lah.. suka suka gw kasi nama ya ga?* umur 33 tahun, belom punya pacar, hidupnya adalah untuk kerja dan kerjanya adalah hidup.. *eh apa sih..* nanti spesial lah 1 posting dedicated for her.. ga abis abis cerita tentang dia.. *eh bukan.. bukannya mau nyaingin my stupid boss nya si chaos@work ye..*

Intinya gitu deh.. di Romusha Corp ini Poo berasa kerja lagi.. *yang dulu kan banyakan bengon =))* terus temen2 baru semua.. dan titel lebih keren.. diluar gaji yang seiprit.. tapi kita coba saja lah 1 tahun dulu.. sapa tau Poo berhasil jadi superman, terus dapat kerjaan dengan gaji selangit gitu lho.. hahaha..

Yawis sudah lah.. baru ada mood nulis lagi tapi tiba tiba padam.. soalnya pengen eek.. wkwkwk..

Poo with Romusha Corp over and out

Okelah karena niatnya nolong dan mau nya murah, kasih aja yang gratisan dari logomaker.com. Awalnya ok.. tau2 ngeunjak.. minta warna nya la diganti.. Dimiringin lah..

Tapi ya namanya juga gratisan, resolusi nya low banget.. Plus si Poo ini bego dalam sotosop.. Jadi ya tambah berantakan.. So.. After a desperate effort, I email her with the revised logo attached.. Asking for apology.

“Ini cukup high resolution. Tapi ya karena gratisan jadi gradakan nih ga rapi..”

Hm.. surprisingly.. pagi pagi, my boys at Aiti uda mesem2.. “Poo, look, you got an email from Ibu Meler… looks like trouble..”

Hm.. email apa ya..

Maksudnya apa yah gratisan ?
Kamu minta di bayar berapa sih ?  nanti saya lapor pak Pengki aja.

Terima kasih.

O em ji… darah naik ke ubun ubun…… ga pikir lama.. reply aja deh:

Logo ini dapat dari internet, gratis punya. Tapi mereka protect nya dengan bikin logo nya kurang bagus. (ga rapi).
Saya coba lagi ntar buat rapiin. Karena kemarin lagi rada full.

Kalau fee untuk saya ga mahal bu, cuma Rp. 15.000.000 buat corporate identity. Silakan saja kalau mau bayar,
Tapi saya rasa kalau cuma buat company baru yang kecil jangan pake saya lah.. kemahalan..  Pake designer yang murah murah aja.

Silakan di discuss dengan pak Pengki jika memang minat mau bayar.

SEND!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH…. Mau perang ayo dah! Uda mau last day ini =))

It’s all started from a simple Purchase Order for an IT stuff, a mikrotik router to some supplier.

Seems like there’s no problem at all, and the item came safely, but when my network staff trying the item out,

“hey bro, I think we got a second hand item here!“, he reported

“what?? how can you say that???”, as I rush into his place and take a look.

“see, there’s already installed settings in this item. Not something that should exist in a new item right?“, the network guy taking a deep breath.

I’m not a chatty customer and I know it, but apparantly someone’s trying to make a use of my lack here.

“Get the supplier on the phone for me, bro!”, I decided to give him a call.

On the phone the supplier keep stating that his stuff is new. Until I tell him what happened, he still insisted that the setting is for testing purpose only, to ensure that the item is functioning. I hung up the phone after it..

Still not satisfied, I send them an email:

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Pak Pengki,

Saya tidak tahu dan sepertinya tidak tertarik untuk tahu mengenai kenapa ini bisa terjadi. Yang jelas, saya kecewa.

Saya harap ke depannya Kantom memperbaiki kinerja dan kualitasnya,

Jangan sampai kerja sama dan kepercayaan Bamboo Shoot Company kepada Kantom jadi rusak hanya karena hal remeh temeh seperti ini.

Berikut saya capture screen ketika barang tersebut kami attach.

Kaypoo Panda
Information Technology
PT. Bamboo Shoot
W www.*****.com
P Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail

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Press SEND… voila… finally I feel overpowered.. MUHAHAHAHAHAH…

Not manythings I do, at the 00:00 hours, Taa call me to greet a happy Poo day, Not so long after 2 friends of Poo come by and have a nice chit chat until 3a.m.

Checked out Poo’s facebook, and yes.. there’s abundant number of wall posts from Poo’s friend. Really happy to see it and I decide to reply on it one by one instead of replying it whole in one. Simply because I appreciate my friends care

Funny enough, I only receive very few sms this year. Yeah, facebook really replaced the conventional way of life!

I slept at 4a.m and woke up at 10a.m, Got showers and greeted by my family. My dad wanted to celebrate with the big family so I book a place at Gandy Steakhouse, and of course Taa is invited too

I take a bath and pick up Taa at 12. Got her home and greeted by her family. So happy but also I felt awkward.. Em.. Her family knew that I took Taa for a poo day lunch, but I didn’t ask her family to come. Did I do wrong here?

When we’re on the way to restaurant, Taa asked me to go to Dapur Cokelat first, haha.. She already ordered a cake for me! .

After that we got at Gandy, Eat and chat with the big family! Oh yes, there’s a 50% discount at Gandy using Bumiputera Credit Card! not bad

After that my auntie take me to the mall and bought me 2 shirt, Then we got home because Taa is not feeling well. Me too actually resulting both of us massage each other at the mall.. hahaha.. oh ya.. this is my quickest shopping! 2 minutes to choose model, 3 minutes to try on and voila.. we’re at the cashier

After I took Taa home, I just come home and sleep…. feels so dizzy.. 

Btw, I got 2 boxer from Taa.. Maybe on her next birthday I’ll give her Bra to get even with her.. Anybody wants to acompany me to find one?? wakakak..

Next day, I get into office and my team + Dora the secretary were ready with a present for me.. whoa… another present.. , Open it directly and got 2 more shirt! woohow.. “Tahun Sandang Poo”..

I took my office mates to Red Duck restaurant at FX. (50% discount using Mandiri card!) hahaha..

At FX I also play the atmosfear. Sliding from 7th floor really thrills me! haha.. first I’m a lil bit afraid, but after that.. I want to try it again! hahaha.. (every Rp.100.000 transaction at fx you got 1 free atmosfear ticket)

The next day, I got a present again from the other office mate.. And guess what! it’s another shirt!

I think my friends really do care about me, FYI, I only have 3 long sleeve shirt and 1 short sleeve shirt for work and yes, I wore it repetitively like a uniform

Really happy…

“Ms Tuyul, can I have a moment with you?”

“Oh yes Poo? What is it about?” “I need to talk with you about the IT Dept.”, I take a deep breath waiting for some enlightment..

“And what do you want to talk about?”, She replied flat..

“Er.. About many things mam, our job description, SOP and so many more”, Oh come on.. you’re our new SUPERORDINATE! shouldn’t this thing supposed to be your concern and not mine?

“I see Poo, Here it is.. Last time I check you’re a supervisor right? So I guess you can arrange it with your boys there”

WAIT! since whenn????????

“Oh really mam?? but I think I never got any formal letter or anything?”

“Ah.. about that… em.. we’ll have it prepared.. I just need to talk to Mr Ompreng for a while”, A little bit surprised and clumsy, she quickly replied.

“Ok Mam, Thanks, I’ll be waiting for it”, Cool.. Neat.. :p

“So then Poo, I guess you just talk to the boys, let them write down what’s their job description, daily report then you review it, add what you think need to be added then we’ll talk about this next week”

Err… IF i am a supervisor, then my job would be supervising right? what I hear on the sentence  is far more than my job I think.. Oh wel.. Let me be positive.. At least she trust me to do a bigger job right?

Supervisor – Supervising staffs
Manager – Managing the department
Director – Directing the whole company

Hm.. I’ll ask her whether I could use the title of “IT Superman” instead of “IT Supervisor” bohahahhahaha.. =))

First.. I thought that she’s very busy, But from Dora the Secretary investigation, I figure out that she’s actualy…….

“Dora, Where’s Ms Tuyul?”

“Oh.. Poo, She already got home.. “

Looking at my watch.. Still 3 o’clock.. “Oh my… Where did she go?”

“She’s picking up her daughter from school“

“WHAT??“

0—0

Next day, I need her to confirm something..

“Dora, Where’s Ms Tuyul?”

“She didn’t come to office today”

“Eh.. why??”.

“Her daughter is sick..”, I nodded calmly, walked away, and looking for any sick children so I didn’t have to go to the office..

0—0

The next day, I try to reach her again..

“Dora, Where’s Ms Tuyul?”

“She hasn’t come yet Poo, Maybe still at home for her daughter”, I go back to my cubicle and start doing other things.. the thing is.. planning a get-away trip =))

0—0

At around 3 o’clock I come back to Dora..

“Dora, Where’s Ms Tuyul?“

“Oh Poo.. you just missed her.. she already gone home a few minutes earlier“, I recheck my watch to make sure it didn’t broke… no.. it’s still 3.. hm.. maybe i should fast forward my watch to 5? :p

Argh..

Ms Tuyul, WHERE ARE YOU?!?!

*Siap2 pake dukun buat manggil tu tuyul aje ne lama2*

Got a little excited and got a little moral raise..

Yes, I’ve got a massive moral degradation since the year started. Hm.. not only me. Since January 2009 until July 2009 there are already 65 resignation letter in this company!

I, my self already preparing my departure ticket. But, still… no plane arrived in my airport.. ..

Oh well, just get back to work again then. Only wants to post this happy occasion. So there will more post under  the “Good” tag. hehehe..

Eh ya.. btw, i’ll be going to Lion city next week, Sunday to Wednesday to be exact. Never been there and just do it lah.. :p

This is Poo Panda.. over and out..

My plan.. for today.. all ruined..

I was planning to have  a day together with her today. I planned to take a day off for today. Already booked a table for two at a nice restaurant. Already planned this and that..

It’s all going to be a plan only.. then…

And then, It got messier. Taa said yesterday, that she will comes home late for today… great.. not even a dinner together…

And just now. I got pissed again.. when we’re having a phone call at lunch. Everything seems so usual. But suddenly when her office mates come nearby her. She just can’t wait to hang up on me. I know she wants to get along with her office mate.. but.. err. today is our anniversary rite? I even got no “I love you too” phrase when we say good bye…

Yes yes yes… I know, maybe she got so many people there so she’s shy to say that in public. But for God sake.. this is our anniversary rite?

After lunch, she got online on YM. Called me, have a little chit chat.. but what I feel is a one way chat.. just a “basa basi” chat lah. It’s okay for me. but what’s not ok is, She sign off because she needs to read sms. Hm.. the chat program on her phone must be closed in order to read sms. but.. can’t she at least wait for me to say.. “bye2″ first before signing off??

Am I being to sensitive? Haiyah………………

I’ve promised to pick her up at the office today after she finish working. But somehow.. I’m not so into it anymore.. let’s see how my mood will be tonite…

UPDATE @23:45

Finally I decided to pick her up. Using my buddy’s car because my car is used by my dad. I bought 3 roses -  1 red, 1 pink, 1 white. 3 pieces of bread in case she’s hungry.

It all went out pretty good. We met, have a nice chat and laugh. She’s pretty happy when I give her the flowers.

As the road goes. I mention her about my rants *see above* and she said sorry, she didn’t meant to.. It’s all just my misunderstanding

Hm.. Yes it’s me who’s being to sensitive..

Happy 1st Anniversary Taa..